when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
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LIST OF QUESTIONS TO ASK ME
| 1: | favorite color? |
| 2: | favorite movie? |
| 3: | favorite band? |
| 4: | favorite song? |
| 5: | favorite food? |
| 6: | how many followers do you have? |
| 7: | how many blogs do you follow? |
| 8: | if you could read one book series for the rest of your life what would it be? |
| 9: | have you ever gotten mistaken for a you a celebrity? which one? |
| 10: | who is your biggest fictional character ship? |
| 11: | who is your biggest celebrity ship? |
| 12: | what is your least favorite movie? |
| 13: | if you could be a fictional character who would you choose? why? |
| 14: | what is your favorite sport? |
| 15: | what is your least favorite song? |
| 16: | favorite drink? |
| 17: | favorite book? |
| 18: | are you a dog person or a cat person? |
| 19: | do you have more posts than followers? |
| 20: | what is the last song you listened to? |
| 21: | what is the last movie you watched? |
| 22: | do you like to dance? |
| 23: | when did you make your tumblr? |
| 24: | favorite place to shop? |
| 25: | what's the craziest thing you have ever done? |
| 26: | what's the grossest thing you have ever eaten/ drank? |
| 27: | are you weird? |
| 28: | do you prefer summer, fall, winter, or spring? |
| 29: | what is your favorite flavor ice cream? |
| 30: | best concert you have ever been to? |
